Melanie throws a party to meet their neighbors and she comes off as insulting to one of her next door neighbors, a columnist for The Plain Dealer, leading Melanie to fear that he'll write something negative about her. Meanwhile, Victoria gets a offer to do a commercial for underpants in Japan and Elka sports a dyed hairdo that draws criticism from Joy.

• Suzanne Martin
• Lisa Slopey

• Cedric the Entertainer
• Kristin Chenoweth
• Barry Bostwick